![]() ![]() Hell, I tried to kill you once and now.ĪDRIEN BRODY put on the ONE RECORD they have, because heaven forbid DELPHINE be able to have access to a multitude of musical experiences lest she become a famous DJ. The killer tail didn't tip you off? And you're coming off a bit PETA for someone who grows genetic monsters for a living.ĭon't worry about Sarah's unsettling moodswings, Delphine. There she is! My God, she's eating some animal she's killed! Why is she doing that? BAD DELPHINE! VERY BAD!! A whole hot more, uh, I mean a whole LOT more. Look, I'm starting to think she's more than an experiment. You know I like taunting her with knowledge of a life and world she will never see. SARAH and ADRIEN are tramping through the woods.ĭelphine! Delphine! I can't believe you left the door open, Adrien. Yes, yes! Mommy is the prettiest! Mommy will ALWAYS be the prettiest! Ahahahahahahah! This was Mommy's dolly, isn't it pretty? It has lovely hair, loooooooovey hair like Mommy's!ĭELPHINE strokes the doll's hair before looking in the mirror to see her own bald head. SARAH keeps dressing and treating DELPHINE like her child whilst at the same time giving her no real intellectual stimulation whatsoever. Let's take her to my dead crazy mother's house in the woods and keep her in the barn like an animal! I have a far more scientific and humane idea. No! She's so much sexier when she's silent.īut perhaps we should give her some decent stimuli. We could get her a speak-and-spell like E.T. Just don't shove an energy ball down her throat.ĭELPHINE demonstrates high level intelligence and uses Scrabble tiles to spell out that she's bored out of her fucking mind. It's amazing the way she's evolving, YES I SAID IT, in response to external factors. Just for that you get no more screentime.Ĭutey freaky-ass looking ABIGAIL CHU has grown up into sexy-cute freaky-ass looking DELPHINE CHANEAC. You know that individual creatures can't evolve, right? Only species can do that. Did I say increasingly sexy? I meant, uh, increasingly evolvy. Anyway now all our fortunes rest on our increasingly sexy genefreak. You're a useless asshole, little brother. Oh no! Somehow we managed to miss an entire chromosomal change despite the fact that we're supposed to be monitoring their DNA at the minutest level. MORE deathspikes? Perhaps I should stop using stonefish DNA as an accelerant. Both creatures sprout DEATHSPIKES and rip the holy fuck out of each other spraying THE N.E.R.D. Suddenly GINGER turns into a BOY WANGMONSTER. ![]() I was clearly not picked because of my acting ability but more because I have an uncanny resemblance to you. Ow! My nose!ĪDRIEN BRODY and BRANDON McGIBBON are about to give a presentation to the N.E.R.D. I used to see my folks bone all the time and it never did me any harm. The one time she sees genuine affection is when she WATCHES THEM FUCKING in full knowledge of ADRIEN BRODY.ĭon't judge me. SARAH and ADRIEN fight and bitch at each other all through ABIGAIL's hyper-rapid development. Which, as she becomes fully amphibious straight after this scene, doesn't really explain why she was choking. Hey! She's ok! She has developed gills to breath underwater. Stop it! You bastard! You asshole! You filthy rancid fucking pus smeared son of a gaping bloody. Way to be objective and scientific there, Sarah.Ĭhu! She can't breathe! Adrien, do something!ĪDRIEN shoves ABIGAIL in a huge sink and holds her under the water as she thrashes and fights. SARAH and ADRIEN are poking at freaky-ass looking ABIGAIL CHU.Īwwwww, Adwien!!! Wook at her widdle face! And her big eyes! And bald head! And her ikkle tail with a huge DEATHSPIKE! I WUV her so much!!Īdrien! How could you! You're a monster and I hate you! Don't listen to him, little Chu. Do NOT, Sarah, use "Jane Doe" DNA, Sarah, to create a cute seal-person-chicken-hybrid. These dickerpillers are more than enough to convince the Board. Kidding! Actually we'd love to use human DNA in the mix. Oh we threw some of Glenn Beck's DNA in there. See how in love they are, isn't it darling? Now we will stick them with needles to harvest their sweet, sweet liquids. (NONSENSICAL EXPLOITATIVE RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT) HEADQUARTERSĪDRIEN BRODY and SARAH POLLEY show off their GIANT PENIS BRAIN LOVE SLUGS to their boss WILLIAM BARLOW.īy splicing the DNA of various creatures we come up with new DNA that creates Fred and Ginger here. ![]()
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